When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”
Look man. I don’t give a fuck if i’m knuckle deep in her ass hole and she’s covered in cum and tied to my bed frame, I still hold her equal to me.
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit
just saw an anti violence campagn that said “real men don’t hit women” like???? yes. yes they do. those are real men doing those things, and that’s why i don’t trust them. stop appealing to men’s fragile masculinity in order to coerce them into being decent human beings 2k14.
the best part about being an adult is eating a lot of bread and then falling asleep