There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced