partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

disneyismyescape:

disneymydarling:

accurate

chubby-elephant:

quocwithachance:

pizzaenthusiast:

DID I JUST GET WINKED AT
BY A KOALA

*winks back*

most action i’ve had in months 

linskayasjourney:

onefitmodel:

imgonnamakeachange:

fuelingmyfitness:

just-a-skinny-boy:

This is probably one of the greatest if not the greatest body confidence videos I have ever seen. 

This is the best thing.

her voice is perf ughhh 

and this is a great message

fuck yes

your mind is the sexiest thing about you ;)

stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

Hashtag Asian photobombing