I can’t even explain how accurate and true to my life this is.
why did they let a two inch mouse join their soccer team
how could he be beneficial in any way whatsoever
this movie man
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka
Happy Birthday Rian Dawson❤️❤️
The best kind of alcohol is a lot